> A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her
> husband burst into the kitchen.
>
> "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're
> cooking too m any at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more


> butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to
> STICK! Careful .. CAR EFUL! I said  be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when


> you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST
> your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt
> them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"
>
> The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I
> don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
> The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like
> when I'm driving."